CLOSED ***BAKER’S DOZEN: Things Oscar winners should have said in their acceptance speeches.

2. 'I cannot accept this award because there actually is no such thing as The Mafia' -Marlon Brando, The Godfather (73)

1. "Most of all, I'd like to thank Aileen Wuornos for making this possible!" -- Charlize Theron, Best Actress in Monster (2003)
2. 'I cannot accept this award because there actually is no such thing as The Mafia' - Marlon Brando, The Godfather (72)
3. "Without a doubt the finest six minutes of my career" - Beatrice Straight, Network (1976)

4. "About time!" -- Leonardo DiCaprio, Best Actor in The Revenant (2016)

1. "Most of all, I'd like to thank Aileen Wuornos for making this possible!" -- Charlize Theron, Best Actress in Monster (2003)
2. 'I cannot accept this award because there actually is no such thing as The Mafia' - Marlon Brando, The Godfather (72)
3. "Without a doubt the finest six minutes of my career" - Beatrice Straight, Network (1976)
4. "About time!" -- Leonardo DiCaprio, Best Actor in The Revenant (2016)
5. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEjggWyG-WU - Laurence Olivier, Hamlet (1948)

1. "Most of all, I'd like to thank Aileen Wuornos for making this possible!" -- Charlize Theron, Best Actress in Monster (2003)
2. 'I cannot accept this award because there actually is no such thing as The Mafia' - Marlon Brando, The Godfather (72)
3. "Without a doubt the finest six minutes of my career" - Beatrice Straight, Network (1976)
4. "About time!" -- Leonardo DiCaprio, Best Actor in The Revenant (2016)
5. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEjggWyG-WU - Laurence Olivier, Hamlet (1948)
6. "You like me, you really like me! But I've decided I really don't care." - Sally Field - Places in the Heart (1984)

7. 'Hoooo-Wahhh' Al Pacino, Scent Of A Woman (92)

1. "Most of all, I'd like to thank Aileen Wuornos for making this possible!" -- Charlize Theron, Best Actress in Monster (2003)
2. 'I cannot accept this award because there actually is no such thing as The Mafia' - Marlon Brando, The Godfather (72)
3. "Without a doubt the finest six minutes of my career" - Beatrice Straight, Network (1976)
4. "About time!" -- Leonardo DiCaprio, Best Actor in The Revenant (2016)
5. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEjggWyG-WU - Laurence Olivier, Hamlet (1948)
6. "You like me, you really like me! But I've decided I really don't care." - Sally Field - Places in the Heart (1984)
7. 'Hoooo-Wahhh' Al Pacino, Scent Of A Woman (92)
8. "Fuck the academy"(Then breaks the Oscar over his knee) - Martin Scorsese (2007)

9. 'Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a major acting award by dying for his country' -George C. Scott, Patton (70)