Naked ladies.
Opening credits.
Panoramic shot of Eiffel Tower.
More naked ladies.
Naked men.
Another naked ladies.
Talking talking.
Talking while being naked.
More talking, but fully clothed now.
Walking while talking.
Getting into a car.
Getting out of the car.
Man and woman eating baguettes (no talking.)
Naked ladies.
The end.
You lost me at "The End"
I'm also having trouble with "getting out of the car." Spice things up with nude inside the car first.
Insert "there is a cigarette" after "Another naked ladies."
I take it back. This is very free.
Not bad. A few suggestions.
1. Film it in black and white, you can call it art then.
2. Have a naked lady shoot a naked guy, you can call it noir then.
3. Have lots of naked ladies sing the La Marseillaise, you can call it a musical then.
4. Have lots of naked ladies bounce about on a trampoline for no reason.
5. Have a chase scene on bicycles in slow motion for no reason.
6. Have Meatloaf or Bryan Adams sing the end credits song!
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+B.O.
shareHere it is, after the opening credits, and sans nudity - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZrAbxB6P4w&t=0m10s
shareNot enough naked ladies.
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