Ruin a movie by changing only one thing. - General Discussion Discussion

[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

Star Wars has a soundtrack by some late 70s or early 80s rock supergroup.

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[–] NotoriousRio (12927) 4 years ago

Haha I was thinking of Star Wars too, but Disco! https://youtu.be/dWRWYYt47RI

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[–] samoanjoes (58613) 4 years ago

It could work depending on who it was.

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[–] bellington83 (3293) 4 years ago

Psycho (1960) but it's in colour.

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[–] samoanjoes (58613) 4 years ago

It's called Psycho (1998).

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[–] bellington83 (3293) 4 years ago

Exactly!!

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78608) 4 years ago

Ha! You were right, that ruined it😁

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[–] AndyKing1967 (39864) 4 years ago

Titanic with no iceberg.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78608) 4 years ago

And by the time they dock safely in New York Jack and Rose realize they're just not that into each other

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[–] AndyKing1967 (39864) 4 years ago

So basically a documentary about a boat going from Liverpool to NYC.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78608) 4 years ago

Yes, only in record time
It could be interesting...

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[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

You beat me to it. My reply said the same thing! I changed it a bit.

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[–] samoanjoes (58613) 4 years ago

Or Titanic with just the iceberg.

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[–] AndyKing1967 (39864) 4 years ago

That could be quite calming.

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[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

Jack and Rose arrive in New York and Rose finds out that Jack is a closeted homosexual, so they split up. 🤣🤣🤣

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[–] AndyKing1967 (39864) 4 years ago

….but becomes his fag hag.

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[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

Lol!

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[–] Artisan (3464) 4 years ago

(drifting from the premise of the game but wtf)

Titanic II, Jack's back and this time he's getting a place on the plank!

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[–] AndyKing1967 (39864) 4 years ago

Titanic II - another boat, another iceberg; who’d have thought, eh?

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[–] Artisan (3464) 4 years ago

lol

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[–] AndyKing1967 (39864) 4 years ago

What could possibly go wrong?

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[–] Artisan (3464) 4 years ago

We have built her better, stronger! Unsinkable! But with more lifeboats. Just in case.

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[–] AndyKing1967 (39864) 4 years ago

And with a full 80 piece orchestra after what happened to those other guys last time.

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[–] Artisan (3464) 4 years ago

How many years later are we making this sequel? We could save a heap by setting it in the 90's and just having a DJ.

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[–] AndyKing1967 (39864) 4 years ago

Genius! So following your logic, Titanic III would be set in outer space.

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[–] Artisan (3464) 4 years ago

OMG fuck yeah! Titanic III - Spacebergs! Come for the ludicrous plot, stay for the zero gravity titty scene.

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[–] AndyKing1967 (39864) 4 years ago

Outstanding! We’d need a crossover for the next one : -
Titanic IV meets Sharknado.

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[–] Artisan (3464) 4 years ago

And Jaws after that.

Then we start on an origin story Titantic - Viking longship!

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[–] AndyKing1967 (39864) 4 years ago

Fantastic! The scripts write themselves.

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[–] Artisan (3464) 4 years ago

We are going to be mega wealthy. The scandals about wild drug and sex parties will never see the light of day!

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[–] bellington83 (3293) 4 years ago

I was going to say, replace John Candy in Planes,Trains and Automobiles with Gilbert Gottfried but that's a movie i kinda want to watch.

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[–] samoanjoes (58613) 4 years ago

Don't do John Candy like that.

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[–] bellington83 (3293) 4 years ago

You're crazy if you say you wouldn't watch that movie 😏

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[–] samoanjoes (58613) 4 years ago

Oh, I would. But for the wrong reasons.

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[–] plusplus (467) 4 years ago

Fast & Furious 4-∞, but real physics.

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[–] AnubisRaydeen (7897) 4 years ago

nice

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[–] samoanjoes (58613) 4 years ago

Wouldn't that make it better? The movies are stupidly over-the-top.

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[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

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[–] samoanjoes (58613) 4 years ago

Have you seen this? It's pretty funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hm2szuXKgL8

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[–] samoanjoes (58613) 4 years ago

Coincidence you singled him out.

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[–] AnubisRaydeen (7897) 4 years ago

Replace the Eye of Sauron with a Grand Slam breakfast plate.

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[–] sslssg (35196) 4 years ago

The fellowship listens to Gandalf and make a bargain with the Eagles to fly to Mordor.

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[–] AnubisRaydeen (7897) 4 years ago

lol, nice.

Bilbo stays in the shire.

Instead of a ring, its an American Indian chief headdress.

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[–] nyctc7 (44116) 4 years ago

Now that really did make me LOL

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[–] jriley555 (8552) 4 years ago

LOL!

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[–] Moonglum9 (11340) 4 years ago

Replace Italians with Eskimos in the Godfather movies.

"Great Snow Spirit tell me it was you. You broke heart."

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[–] samoanjoes (58613) 4 years ago

I was initially going to say The Godfather but replace all the guns with squirt guns.

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[–] Moonglum9 (11340) 4 years ago

That reminds me of a Simpsons episode where they digitally replaced all the guns with flowers in Saving Private Ryan (I think).

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[–] samoanjoes (58613) 4 years ago

I don't recall that episode

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[–] jriley555 (8552) 4 years ago

LOL!

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[–] Moonglum9 (11340) 4 years ago

Don’t forget to picture one Eskimo grabbing another’s chubby cheeks and giving him an Eskimo kiss before saying that.

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