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The ice cream man


Thank you for teaching lessons to the young minds of our country.

https://loudwire.com/death-metal-ice-cream-truck/

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this is fake, right?

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Outstanding.

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The ice cream man
the ice cream man
kidnaps all your children
hides them in his minivan
the ice cream man
the ice cream man

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There ought to be a cocktail truck for adults.

To keep people from drinking and driving, it's a bar on wheels that comes to your neighborhood! Blaring Frank Sinatra singing about it being a quarter to three and no one in the place but you and me, to let everyone know that grownup treats are coming their way!

Or a beer truck that blares country songs about losing your wife and your dog and hoisting another cold one!

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BEEEEEER TRUUUUCK!!!!

Listen. Listen! Can't you hear it?! I can hear it! I hear the beer truck!! Listen, it's coming. Go get your money!!

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There you go: -
https://www.thealevan.co.uk/

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Sweet. I wonder how seaworthy the van is...

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Dude yes! Simple but genius, and it would save lives. Someone needs to contact Mark Cuban about this endeavor.

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If only it were legal!!

Maybe it'd be legal in Texas, but not where I live. Hell, the town where I live doesnt even allow food trucks in the city limits.

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Bummer

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No food trucks allowed? That’s crazy talk. I’m wishing a cocktail truck would drive by my place right about now.

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I think the local restaurateurs had a word with the city government, who can blame them for not liking low-cost competition in a smallish town.

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Haven’t you noticed that genius is ALWAYS simple.

It’s fucking stupidity that is convoluted as hell.

Witness government.

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Lame.

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But it's on the internet so you just know it's totally true

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You think? I also saw a purple brony-mobile that you would have loved. It played n’sync and new kids on the block, but unfortunately it only sold cotton candy and anal beads.

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Sounds like something a child predator would own. Is it yours???

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Weak. C’mon girl, you can do better than that.

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You own a purple brony-mobile, your judgement isn't exactly reliable.🤔

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Seriously When do you sleep.........

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When you stop asking that question...

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Does the cotton candy go up your ass, too?

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😳 What you choose to do with cotton candy is your business friend. I’m not judging.

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Then bend over and spread.

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Oh fuck no, you think it’s ok to speak to a female like that?! That’s pathetic rkane. I know you’re frustrated about being impotent, but treating me with disrespect isn’t going to fix your old shriveled up dick.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okjoBYM1dZs

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There you go!

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My gift ;-)

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😁👍 I actually drove an ice cream truck when I was 17. Fun times!

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I was Santa Claus in the local mall when I was 19.
Women are diiiirty!

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Really? They were into the whole bad Santa thing, huh?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s0NoalRsk5w

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Oh from 15 to 50 (and some older), squirm in Santa's lap and say "Mmmm... what's Santa want for Christmas?".
I was 19. My stuff got hard when the wind blew! I think they were all calling each other lol!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGVnH39UzI8

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😆 You gave them a tour of the North Pole. Certainly not the worst job you could have at 19.

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I am all for this. We need more rock music in this world. Our kids are being brainwashed into listening to terrible autotuned rappers and terrible pop artists.

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