One girl...one hotel room...one nice guy

So this really pretty girl asked me out on a date. Being the nice guy that I am, I of course said yes. I asked her where she wanted to go and she chose a hotel room. I knew I had to be up early tomorrow because I had work. I really do enjoy the banter and warm fuzzies said girl gives me. Gentlemanly as possible, I replied yes indeed-io.

We get to the room and girl sits next to me on the bed. We look at each other and she smiles and places her hand on my lap. In my head I’m like, “Oh nelly this is really happening!” However, my moral compass kicks in and instantly I remember, I have work in the morning. Right when I’m about to do the right thing, the nice guy way of doing things, her hand grazes my banana and my giblets.

Then out of nowhere a sound fills the room. I know this sound, I think to myself. Louder and louder this sound gets. I look into girl’s eyes and it all comes crashing down on me. That sound was laughter, she is historically laughing at me! Then she starts pointing and laughing saying, “OMG it’s so incredibly small!”

I was so embarrassed I just want to jump out the window and run home. How can she do this to me? We were friends, I’ve even consoled her on many occasions. Many times she vented to me and used my shoulder to lean on. I thought the only thing all women wanted was a nice guy? Make up your minds ladies, you can’t have it both ways!