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John Lennon would have been 79 today.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqB8Dm65X18

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He died young.

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Actually he was murdered.

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Allegedly...

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No, actually he was murdered. No allegedly about it. Now you're starting to sound goofy.

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Did you see the body and examine it ? If the answer is no then you just believed what you were told. You don't actually know for sure at all.

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Yes, actually I did. I was working as the Coroner in NYC that night, ya big goof.

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Lennon was murdered by Mark David Chapman who was sentenced to jail for 20 years.

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The Trilateral Commission was behind it. 😊

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Yes I know. I was one of the co-conspirators. He's actually not dead. The whole thing was faked. He's actually hiding in Melbourne, Australia, and will go on a big reunion tour with the two others in 2020. He likes surprises.

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He's touring with Elvis, Keith Moon, Joplin and Brian Jones.

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And I hear that they will be joined by Jim Morrison, Kurt Cobain, Jimi Hendrix and Buddy Holly next month in Sydney. Should be fab!

Think we should tell that goof, Quasimodo? He'd probably be overjoyed.

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Stephen King did it.

I heard it from a guy on the radio.

jk

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I remember exactly where I was when that all happened
First time I saw my mom cry

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IMHO if he'd lived, he'd be so crazy and self-absorbed that even Yoko would have given up on him.

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Agreed he would be jumping on every Left wing bandwagon he could just to keep his name in the press. Mind you they would also be talking to him about woman beating.

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Actually, he was just the sort of unstable, self-absorbed, attention-seeking, person who might have started espousing far-right causes later in life. And who'd do so to mess with people's expectations, or because he got the idea that religion or guns or whatever would be his new way to fix himself, or to troll. Because he did like to troll the public.

On another board, I said that if he'd lived, he'd be Roseanne Barr without the bipolar disorder.

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Mr Give Peace a chance was a woman beater and treated his son like shit.

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he was a bad father first time around.

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