A man goes to the doctor and says: "doctor, I've got a problem." "What is it?" the doctor asks. The man replies: "you see, someone put graffiti on my house". The doctor looks at him confused and asks: "that's unfortunate but what does that have to do with me?" The man says: "I couldn't read what it said. Did you write it?"
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This may not sound so surprising but did you know that a lot of successful doctors tend to be physically overweight?
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Joke:
Hear about the upcoming Disney crossover between "Snow White" and the "Newsies"?
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One of the lyrics to the songs goes, "Someday my PRINTS will come!"
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Never saw Newsies but I get it.
shareA golfer standing on a tee overlooking a river sees a couple of fishermen and says to his partner, “Look at those two idiots fishing in the rain.”
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