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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78604) 6 years ago

It was raining and dark but a bright lighting flash revealed the horrible truth...the big bear 'Snaggle Tooth' was back...and not too far off...

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[–] tcrum (31863) 6 years ago

He appoached her slowly, he had to protect her...His tiger loomed over them. But he would protect her.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78604) 6 years ago

Suddenly she said with a fury in her voice, 'I get mauled by a wild Grizzly and you've had a gigantic Tiger next door the whole time?!? Where were you 10 minutes ago you dumb doofus?'

Through the teeth marks and bear spittle she looked fierce and beautiful...he suddenly felt like a fool, a fool in love

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[–] Stratego (31083) 6 years ago

I'm confused by the narrative now! Who's "he" and who's the "I" from the first post???

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78604) 6 years ago

Oh just jump in...This thing has Oscar written all over it!

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

I went to help her, as you do.....next

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[–] CKid (3842) 6 years ago

... when suddenly, Joe Jackson's Fools In Love began playing and the bear started to dance a tango with the tiger.
"Is that you, Winnie?" asked the bear to the tiger. "It's been so long, I almost didn't recognize you. Where have you been?"
"Tangiers," replied Winnie. "I've been on a top secret mission to save ..." next

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

...the world from a massive nuclear explosion that would wipe out all of humanity" ...next

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

I asked her what was wrong. "You wouldn't understand," she told me. "Someone who only cares about themselves never would."

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

While she farted contently without a care in the world. So I turned away hastily and said to her...

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[–] AndyKing1967 (39861) 6 years ago

What on earth have you been eating? Somebody get me a match. Pheee-ooow!
Next.

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

... and I'm out.

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