I'll start. I choose Ingmar Bergman. Obviously if he was still alive.
Michael Bay...who else could direct all of the pirates, fiery explosions and huge robots needed to tell my story?!?
Uwe Boll?
Good work I bet he's way cheaper too
Elia Kazan
Martin Scorsese
If he were still alive ... Edward D. Wood, Jr. aka Ed Wood Hey, anyone who could make Plan 9 From Outer Space would (ahem) make a masterpiece out of my mess! ;-)
David Lynch.
I hope this doesn't sound offensive, but is your life weird?
Sometimes XD
Wes Anderson