The blonde came to mah office, clearly in distress.
I says to da lady, "what's eatin' ya, miss?"
She replies...
(Finish the scene!)
She replies: "Don't pretend like you don't recognize me, bastard. We went home together after meeting at the bar across the street last month, and now I've got crabs! You're the only one I've been with in two years, and you PROMISED you were clean! I don't sleep with just anyone, you know. I trusted you!"
You then look at the camera and say: "Females, am I right?"
Cue freeze frame on you in mid-shrug with laugh track over the end credits
Hehe!
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