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Here I am.

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How may I serve you?

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Any way I demand. Let's make one thing clear, though, you will not survive this.

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Fair enough. It will be worth it. First task?

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Come to my basement.

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Where is your basement?

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Beneath my house, duh!

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I am here. Now what?

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Now push the play button on the VCR and go sit on that chair.

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This suddenly turned into Saw, but ok. Button on VCR pressed.I am on the chair

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pop is asking for it.

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He literally did this time

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You have to easy on someone who is only 5 feet tall and looks 12.

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He's like one of those Korean chicks.

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don't remind me.

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Yes, it appears so.


😎

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How romantic.

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Thank you.

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Celebrities and fictional characters I would gladly be a slave to:
Harley Quinn
Catwoman
Poison Ivy
Black Cat
Black Widow
Scarlet Witch
Alexandra Daddario
Melissa Benoist
Supergirl
Black Canary
Jennifer Lawrence
Sofia Carson
Scarlet Johansson
Anne Hathaway
Elizabeth Olson

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well, i'm only 9 feet tall and i only want to serve man.

i only ask that you trust me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QI_qjFtkE64

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There’s something very wrong with you. You need professional counseling, as I’ve told you before. I wish you well, but I also wish you well out of here. You were kicked out once. You’re about to be kicked out twice, kermitkid.

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