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Tell Us A Croft Dead Dog Joke


What kind of dog did Croft used to have?

A bloodhound!

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His favourite food was chops.

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What did the Croft say when he showed the skeleton of his dead dog to other dogs?

Bone Appétit!

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Yip! Au au ain't arf ruff!

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How did Croft's dog feel when he saw the axe?

Terrier-fied!

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Dachshunds scary!

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Where did Croft kill his dog?

In the barking lot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To save the dog that croft was slaughtering. Sadly he was unsuccessful.

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Ok...that made me LOL! Now I need a shower😂👍

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Maybe that damn tree got in the way?

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That was funny

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Great jokes, but he didn't kill a dog. Croft is goofy, but he's not a killer. That was a reference to the Resident Evil movies.


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I never had any beef with Croft personally, here or on FB.

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Amen, Bro!


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"but he's not a killer. That was a reference to the Resident Evil movies."

Yes, he is, and if you'd read all of his posts about it, in the order he wrote them, you'd see that very easily. He only came up with that weak RE lie, 5 minutes after someone posted about banning him from here and there, in a desperate attempt to shift the blame off of himself in hopes he wouldn't get banned.

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