MovieChat Forums > General Discussion > If anybody tries to tear me in a new ass...

If anybody tries to tear me in a new ass.

posted 6 years ago by [deleted]
20 replies | jump to latest

If you need me...Me and my ass will be in the neighborhood.

This thread is a parody of Tango & Cash

[–] ShogunofYonkers (77426) 6 years ago

I want nothing to do with your ass
Ill see you at the pub in ten minutes for a few beers and some darts

[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Don’t faltered yourself, Pee-Wee

[–] ShogunofYonkers (77426) 6 years ago

I dont know about you, but i have an aversion to getting FUBAR...

[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

What’s FUBAR?

[–] ShogunofYonkers (77426) 6 years ago

Lucky for me this place is soundproof
That way nobody can hear me beating the truth out of you

[–] Padeen (6459) 6 years ago

Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition

[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

croft might use his axe on you.

[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

When this is over, we have to pay Jabba the Croft here a visit.

[–] ShogunofYonkers (77426) 6 years ago

If you really wanted to look death in the face you shoulda' gotten married!

[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Is that a proposal?

[–] ShogunofYonkers (77426) 6 years ago

Its my contribution to birth control

[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

don't bend over in front of croft

[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

If you want to cut my throat, go ahead. You wanna cut my fuckin' head off and use it for a fuckin' basketball? You can bowl with the motherfucker for all I care! Just don't let Croft do it! I don't wanna get killed by this limey, immigrant JERKOFF! I wanna get killed by an AMERICAN jerkoff!

[–] croft_alice (12180) 6 years ago

I'm not gay, sorry

[–] Squiffydoodle (170) 6 years ago

Did you really kill a dog?

[–] croft_alice (12180) 6 years ago

Of course and some centaurs,wolves,gorillas,two bears - I think,oh and I almost forgot - a t rex

[–] Squiffydoodle (170) 6 years ago

I'm serious, people are saying you did

[–] croft_alice (12180) 6 years ago

So am I,let them think what they want

[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

what about a census taker ??

[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Just keep your hands off Clint Eastwood dog...