The 'Make Up A Superhero' thread.

OK, so, my superhero is named Cop Killer (NOT "Killa") and his superpower is killing cops who are harassing innocent civilians. His weapon of choice is a regular handgun (I don't know exactly what kind as I am not familiar with guns, never fired one in my life.) His outfit is a gray ski mask, a tan Carhart jacket over an olive green sweater with food stains down the front, a pair of jeans with the knees worn out, and multiple plastic grocery bags tied over each foot for shoes. He also carries a length of rope over his left shoulder (he is right handed) and he is very good at making lassos which he uses to take down police helicopters. He is also a Communist and every time he is thanked by a grateful citizen his go to catchphrase is "Just doing my duty, Comrade." and he can also stick his right arm in the air with a fist and say "Up, up, and awaaaaaaaaaaaaay!" before flying into the air. In his downtime he goes to AA meetings and gets people to drink again. He lives in a dirty, depressing, nondescript city that exists in perpetual winter (not to be confused with Narnia.)


Eventually he runs for mayor and is unanimously elected by the grateful citizens who regard him as the hero, champion, and defender of the common man, labor unions, and organized crime.