Why did Croft cross the road?

There're roads in Romania?

There was scrap metal on the other side?

Because he dug his dogs grave in his neighbour's garden.

Because there was a website to troll on the other side . . . and his fiancée died all over again . . . but, this time, in Bulgaria . . .
due to medical malpractice . . . while pregnant . . . with their triplets . . . two girls, one boy . . . prenatally assessed with genius-level IQs . . . and his mother died on the spot from a heart attack on learning the news . . . before she could donate her matching bone marrow to croft’s terminally cancer-riddled sister . . . before she could make amends to croft for stealing from him . . . and croft had to sell his spleen, a liver and his left hand to pay for all the funerals . . . which were deluged by thunderstorms of Biblical proportions . . . and Zeus’s hand reached out of a thundercloud and flipped croft off . . .

He paid a gypsy to cross it for him.


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