Have You Found A Frisbee?
If you have found one it may be mine.
I had one stuck in a tree and the storm hit last night and it blew away.
I can describe it.
It's round!
If you find it please let me know.
Thanks in advance.
What colour is it? Does it have an ID tag? Was it chipped?
I may or may not have found it π
It was chipped. ID and GPS.
I can't get a reading on the location though.
The little thing on the screen just keeps spinning.
Maybe it's caught in a tornado?
I think I'll call Dorothy.
Was it a free frisbee?
Free frisbees are fraught with frailities, they're frightfully fragile and funnily enough fucking hard to find.
Frickin' right it was free.
Fundamentally my free frisbee was fantastic.
I've been quite frazzled since it's loss. I've been in a frenzy to find it.
Thank you my friend.
Your free frisbee was fantastic? Frankly I find that hard to fathom!
First find Fred the frisbee finder, he'll frisk you for a fee first then he'll fox you! But dont fret, Fred will finally find it.
I love Fred's face! Let's be fair. Plenty of fakes out there.
He is a family man. Used to live on the far frontier.
He's familiar with fame but not fancy.
With every fabric of my frock I'm a Fred fan!
Check Arizona while you're at it. I heard there was a big dust devil there yesterday. They're just fancy, super dusty tornadoes. Tornadoes with pretensions is what I calls them.
shareI remember them.
They come out of nowhere. Blind you if you're driving.
Then cleaning the inside of the car! The worst.
I'll check the desert.
Thanks for the tip.
They don't call them Dust Devils for nothing! They're awful. Dusty, dirty, frisbee-stealing, pretentious things, all of 'em.
Plus they live in the desert. Doesn't that tell you all you need to know?
There's a reason I left the desert many years ago.
And it wasn't because of the brown recluse spiders.
It was because I was spending a fortune on frisbees!
A wise move. Who can afford to live there, what with the rising costs of frisbees? Back in the olden days, they were only 5 cents, so it was reasonable. Moving out of brown recluse territory was only the cherry on top.
shareThe cost of frisbees is INSANE!
The price always goes up around a holiday or during the summer.
How do they get away with that?
Oh yeah, we keep buying them.
#boycottwhamo!