I was just talking about this earlier with somebody.
Some of my favorite things on here were things that I wasn't involved with.
Just a spectator.
Dazed and Mina are legends, You and Dazed, Dazed and db, db and hownos, Stratego and her pretentious friend,
ksp and her stories, YonkerSguy and his nonsense, Daisy and me and our nonsense. Ludmilla!, you and I,
Stratego and I and all our silliness, etc...
One of my favorites was with me, MissMargo and Prelude discussing song lyrics.
I laughed so much that night.
We've had so many good times it's hard to remember them all.
Ok, you win!
How can we top Arvin!
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Stratego (31047)
7 years ago
What pretentious friend???
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godewey (16472)
7 years ago
I was thinking and remembered some argument you got into with somebody on a thread.
Something about being pretentious.
That's when I noticed you.
I remember you impressed me at how you handled yourself.
I'd seen you around before but for whatever reason that stood out to me.
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Stratego (31047)
7 years ago
Oh good lord, that guy on the "Mother!" board!
Thanks, sweetie, but that discussion was so frustrating! It felt like it was never going to end! I guess it only went downhill for me after that!π
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godewey (16472)
7 years ago
If it was the Mother board I have no idea how I got there. I haven't seen it yet.
Was I stalking you even back then? π°
It looked frustrating. That's probably why it impressed me. You didn't back down.
That guy was such a tool! I don't know why that stands out for me.
If you did go downhill we were at the bottom waiting for you.
Proud that you could join us. His loss.
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Stratego (31047)
7 years ago
It stands out because it's absolutely absurd to tell people they can't call a movie pretentious! It was a very IMDb-like discussion!
Lol, I still haven't seen the movie either!π
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[deleted]
7 years ago
I remember that thread, it was great reading! You totally destroyed.
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R_Kane (15828)
7 years ago
We can top Arvin with a slab.
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godewey (16472)
7 years ago
lol.
Don't forget to invite me.
Actually I may prefer the unveiling.
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R_Kane (15828)
7 years ago
I would prefer the encrushing, accompanied by a juicy SQUISH sound as the slab comes crashing down on his bitty, pudgy fast-food-fed body. The slab will have COMPLIMENTS OF AMAZON engraved on it; but, really, it will be Arvin G. Borker (and how sad is it that he undoubtedly thought that name was funny?) who will be in the grave.
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godewey (16472)
7 years ago
That would be entertaining.
Maybe in a Groundhog's Day type scenario where that day would play over on a loop.
Reminds be of a couple years ago when new Yankee stadium was built.
A Red Sox fan who was on the crew threw a David Ortiz jersey into the foundation.
In hopes of cursing them.
When the Yankees found out they jack hammered and dug up the foundation just
to remove the jersey.
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Catbookss (13664)
7 years ago
"I like to watch."
Ludmilla!! That was a high point. What happened to her, anyway? Last I heard she'd run away and was halfway across the Atlantic with a suitcase full of Crackerjacks, because one, two, possibly all three of you wanted her to scrub the toilets, or put out more than she was willing. Something along those lines. The details are foggy now.
Lots and lots of great pairings have happened here. Sorry I missed the night you, MissMargo and Prelude were doing song lyrics stand-up.
Wot, no comment on angry girl with hairbrush? (Love the expression on the poodle's face.) That's how I pictured Arvin a lot of the time.
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godewey (16472)
7 years ago
Last I heard Ludmilla has changed her life around now working at a goodwill store in Gary, Indiana.
Bless her heart.
I don't remember angry girl with hairbrush?
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[deleted]
7 years ago
Cat posted a funny gif of an angry little girl, saying it was how she pictured Arvin!
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godewey (16472)
7 years ago
OK, got it.
How do you expect me to remember something I saw 4 hours ago!
I mean honestly Dazed. Geeeez!
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Catbookss (13664)
7 years ago
That answers the burning question of which way she was headed. Fleeing the US or EU? I couldn't be sure.
It's nice to know she's happily settled and living a fulfilling life.
"I don't remember angry girl with hairbrush?"
π
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godewey (16472)
7 years ago
I suspect she's saving money to bring the rest of the family over.
It's possible she may go back but she's lost her affinity
for pee eggs and may not be allowed to go back.
You said angry girl with hairbrush.
I only saw Arvin!
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Catbookss (13664)
7 years ago
So you have stayed in contact with her? This is what happens when you overdo with pee omelets. All she has to do is scale it back and she'll be good to go again. (See what I did there?)
Don't try to sell me that. You already admitted you didn't remember because it was something you'd seen hours ago, Sof ... BRENDA.
What were we talking about again?
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godewey (16472)
7 years ago
I did stay in contact. I felt somewhat responsible for her troubles.
I did see that. It's as easy as it sounds though.
Once you're hooked you're hooked. Believe me, I know.
You want me to remember what we're talking about?
I'm not sure I even know who you are right now. π΅
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Catbookss (13664)
7 years ago
I've "heard" deviled pee eggs are the best thing to get someone back on track.
I know I don't know who you are right now, or even where we are. Is it the Atlantic? YOU had the compass last!
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godewey (16472)
7 years ago
You need to be very careful of deviled pee eggs.
Good for a bit then if you have too many you may start attacking people.
Maybe even denting their noses.
If I had the compass would be stuck on this damn Island with six other people?
Most very annoying.
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Catbookss (13664)
7 years ago
That's what happened? Ludmilla had too many pee eggs, which eventually caused her to attack people and dent their noses??
π¬
Well I don't have it. If I don't have it and you don't have it, who has it?
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godewey (16472)
7 years ago
I misspoke.
I attacked people with dented noses who had too many pee eggs.
???
Maybe it's in Stratego's basement?
I seem to lose everything these days.
After reading this thread it's mostly my sanity that I've lost!
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Catbookss (13664)
7 years ago
What do you have against people with dented noses? Or is it about the pee eggs? Does it give them pee egg breath? π·
It might be next to the VCR. Maybe.
You and me both!
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godewey (16472)
7 years ago
I'm not sure. It has something to do with missing dinosaurs.
That's all I know.
I would never know if it was.
She keeps a bag over my head.
Do you know how hard it is to watch St. Elmo's Fire through a bag?
No, I didn't think you did. You'd be so lucky.
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Catbookss (13664)
7 years ago
I still have no idea what the missing dinosaurs thread is about. I even asked for a clue Dazed wouldn't give me one! πΏ
That article was both hilarious and sad. "Dinosaurs are bad and dangerous because there's no evolutionary proof that they existed. Not that I believe in evolution, but reasons." Dented noses forever!
It's true, I've never watched St Elmo's Fire through a bag. You could always sneeze real hard and blow the bag off. If you wanted to, that is.
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godewey (16472)
7 years ago
We must realize the genius of Dazed is not for us mere mortals
to comprehend. We just accept and it is so.
It's scary to think about if that article is true.
They walk among us!
A sneeze doesn't work.
The collar keeps the bag on.π
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Catbookss (13664)
7 years ago
But you just told Hownos he'd get it if he thought about it! I'm still coming up empty here.
It reads like something you'd find on The Onion, but appears to be legit π¨
The collar? Is it a spikey collar? Wait, don't answer that. I don't think I want to know!
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godewey (16472)
7 years ago
You definitely don't want to know my friend.
I'm involved and don't want to know!
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Catbookss (13664)
7 years ago
π°
Are you there now? Don't answer directly. Type "code S" if you are and need us to send out a rescue team.
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godewey (16472)
7 years ago
I can't take the chance.
She's left the room but I know she's watching.
Weird thing is, I don't want to leave! EVER!!!!
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Catbookss (13664)
7 years ago
Okay, take some deep breaths. Let them out very slowly. You're suffering from Stockholm Schnotzabollenwhatever syndrome. It'll be OK!
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godewey (16472)
7 years ago
I don't know of this silly syndrome that you speak of but
she's a wonderful person.
I totally get why she does what she does.
She's so misunderstood. She's truly incredible.
She only wants whats best for me.
So, what's this Stockholm syndrome thing you're talking about?
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Catbookss (13664)
7 years ago
Did I say Stockholm syndrome? Damn autocorrect. I meant Stocking syndrome.
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godewey (16472)
7 years ago
Now, that makes sense.
I love those against my skin.
The kind with the line that goes up and
down the back.
Very comfortable.
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[deleted]
7 years ago
I thought this was another reference I didn't get.
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[deleted]
7 years ago
Ok right now I'm going to explain.
There has been ,on this very board a few threads claiming that homosexuality is an abomination. Apparently the bible says so. It may do, I don't know, it doesn't matter to me.
I do not think that way.
I could not give a flying fuck as to what consenting adults do, I don't understand why anyone else does.
One of our dinosaurs is missing refers to the apparent absence of one the regular posters who thinks this way!
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Catbookss (13664)
7 years ago
Ahhh, see, I'd have never put that together with the recent absence of a certain poster!
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[deleted]
7 years ago
There are a few that fit the bill Cat, this way I cannot be sued!
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