You're so hot and sexy!
And you have bewitched me body and soul
*blows a kiss*
I should probably tell you I'm spoken for and aggressively gay, and I'm allergic to cats, and I've never seen Frozen, and I'm a dictator of a small but influential country.
Even better!
And I'm a terrestrial being who swims with the current, it's just so strong
That's als- *glances again* You swim with the current! That's such a deal breaker! *runs away scared*
But I can change...wait no I can't
I know.
Into the carbonite with you!
Go into the carbonite, they said. It'll be relaxing, they said.
At least you get workmen's comp for hibernation sickness
Get a room you two! π
You've been drinking again, al?
ππ