The Galactic Parliament - General Discussion Discussion

[–] MovieManCin2 (26342) 7 years ago

1. Don't sexually abuse anyone.
2. Lie like a rug.
3. Shake hands and kiss babies.
4. Raise a LOT of money.
5. Come up with a great campaign slogan.
6. Travel the entire universe.

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[–] aliensalmon (5855) 7 years ago

Nice tips!!!

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[–] MovieManCin2 (26342) 7 years ago

Thank you. Thankyouverymuch!

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[–] croft_alice (12180) 7 years ago

Be ruthless
When everyone retreat,you keep going
Become insensitive
And the most important thing...don't follow orders
Kill them all,god will choose its own.

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[–] aliensalmon (5855) 7 years ago

Uh-oh....

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[–] MovieManCin2 (26342) 7 years ago

More good tips.

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[–] TexasJack (12516) 7 years ago

Honesty and sincerity. Once you can fake those effortlessly, you're in.

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[–] MovieManCin2 (26342) 7 years ago

Excellent observation, Jack!

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[–] R_Kane (15828) 7 years ago

Also, spread around LOTTA money, and get the Russians to help you rig the election. Better yet, make sure the election takes place in Chicago, the city of vanishing polling booths.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78509) 7 years ago

Tell them what they want to hear and hands off the interns!!
Youre gonna win i can feel it

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[–] MovieManCin2 (26342) 7 years ago

More good tips.

Yeah! Go Salmon!

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78509) 7 years ago

The guys getting my vote...

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[–] MovieManCin2 (26342) 7 years ago

Mine too.

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[–] MovieManCin2 (26342) 7 years ago

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[–] jamesboland (690) 7 years ago

Just give up the funk and you'll find the mothership connection.

"MaxiRad -- ride the vert and preserve your shirt!"

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[–] MovieManCin2 (26342) 7 years ago

Huh?

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[–] jamesboland (690) 7 years ago

We gotta give up the funk; nobody wants to be unfunky.

"MaxiRad -- a shredder doesn't have to be wetter."

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[–] MovieManCin2 (26342) 7 years ago

I googled that. IT Services and Computer Repair?

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[–] jamesboland (690) 7 years ago

Face it, even your memory banks have forgotten this funk.'

"MaxiRad -- stall the box without a drop!"

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[–] MovieManCin2 (26342) 7 years ago

Okay james, need a little help here. What are you talking about, dude?

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[–] jamesboland (690) 7 years ago

Are you hip to Easter Island? The Bermuda Triangle? Heh heh! Well, all right. Ain't nothing but a party!

"MaxiRad -- blow by the huckers!"

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[–] jpollock73 (799) 7 years ago

Or in other words PFunk.

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[–] MovieManCin2 (26342) 7 years ago

I still don't understand. Maybe that's because I'm Old Skol.

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[–] jamesboland (690) 7 years ago

Make my funk the PFunk. I want my funk uncut.

"MaxiRad -- keep your chromoloy clean!"

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[–] jpollock73 (799) 7 years ago

PFunk yeah.

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[–] jamesboland (690) 7 years ago

See, you get it. I can't wait for MMC2 to get it.

Free your ass and your mind will follow.

Maxirad -- give those pegs a break!

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[–] brux (14840) 7 years ago

Don't sexually harass people early on in your life. ;-)

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[–] MovieManCin2 (26342) 7 years ago

Is that what that means?

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