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Tarkovsky is boring


what a bunch of pretentious horse poo. it is like watching dry paint and an obnoxious self important direction full of self important monologue about art. no one cares about art, get to the point.

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Your mom is boring.

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zzz

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is this the Soviet director ??

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Not exactly, since the Soviet Union doesn't exist anymore. He's the very boring Russian director. BTW, did I mention that he's very boring, or at least his films are.



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he died in 1986 - I believe the Soviet Union was still around then

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He's so boring, how could you tell?

But seriously, good catch! You are correct, sir! So technically he was a Soviet director.




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Yes he is. Good to see someone with the ca-hones to say that. He's very boring.



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I agree, and I saw 4-5 of his movies... I know people who don't even know him who'll say good things about him because they think they are SUPPOSED to.

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Amen! You're SUPPOSED to like his films because they're artsy fartsy. They're boring, incomprehensible dreck! I don't have the time for crap like that.

BTW, did I mention that his films are REALLY boring?



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Finally someone else has said it. His fans and other so-called "new era critics" usually overrate him to the point of delusion. I liked his Solaris but was it a supermasterpiece? I don't think so. "Stalker" had some really unique moments but again, people overrate it as much as possible

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Stalker was so boring. We don't need the annoying writer to constantly self indulge and feed the audience with end less monologues and explanations. We already get the world is boring from the awful looking sepia artistic choice. The whole monologue after was unnecessary.

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