Rate It: Underworld (2003)
For me, 4/10.
Aside from some neat visuals, Kate Beckinsale's performance, and Kate Beckinsale in tight leather, there's not much to recommend here on any front. Dull, expository-heavy storytelling. Weak, uninspired action scenes that are barely there. Lifeless, unconvincing romance between the two leads. And just a whole ensemble of flat, forgettable characters onscreen aside from Selene and Bill Nighy's character. So yeah, pretty lame.
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