Girls,
One of the most fancy reason for joining a fitness club:
The lout that uses the girls showers.
Doors clanking loud.
Gurgles.
Nose empied. Widely and wildly.
Splashes.
...
You can get out a few step out of your own shower after he's gone and call yourself "princess" without the hardship of royalty.
The whole name is "princess Fiona", actually, but, you don't need that mud bath...
Manelle
"to tax and to please, no more to love and to be wise, is not given to men"