Movies/TV shows that reference penis size?

Can you think of any movies or TV shows that mention penis size? So far these are the ones that I have.

Trees Lounge (1996): While Rob is filming Tommy with a camcorder. Tommy: "You want me to whip it out?" Rob: "Sure, just let me get out the microscopic lens, here."

Notting Hill (1999): Anna Scott: "You know what they say about men with big feet."

Family Guy (1999): Several episodes reference Chris's large manhood.

Americathon (1979): Chuck Barris game show "The Schlong Show" contestants are judged and humiliated based on the size of their private parts

Zoom (2015): Edward's penis shrinks. A doctor says he can't perform miracles. He has to wear a prosthetic penis.

Get a Job (2016): Several references to Lawrence Wilheimer's Minotaur sized manhood.

Blazing Saddles (1974): Lili Von Shtupp: "Tell me, schatze, is it twue what they say about the way you people are... gifted?"
[Bart unzips his zipper]
Lili Von Shtupp: "Oh, it's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!"

The Neighbors (2012) Family Conference (2013): Larry: "We let ourselves in."
Marty "One of these days I'm not going to be wearing pants."
Jackie: "Oh, it's not anything we haven't already seen on the video feed."
Jackie to Debbie: "Congratulations by the way"

Horace and Pete (2016) Episode #1.7 (2016): Rhonda: "Are you trying to tell me you have a big Ol' special penis?"
Rhonda: "Penis is not that big, nice though."
Horace: "Okay I'll take that. It's not bad. Nice little penis."

Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore (1974): Alice talking with Bea about Robert Redford.
Bea: "I wonder what kind of build he's got on him."
Alice: "Did you ever see his feet?"
Bea: "Feet?"
Alice: "I heard one time that's supposed to be an indication."
Bea thinks about it and then says: "Oh, I saw a picture. They're Huge! They're like this! Like this!" (gesturing with her hands far apart).

Young Frankenstein (1974): Inga: "In other vords: his veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size."
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: "Exactly."
Inga: "He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker."
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: "That goes without saying."
Inga: "Voof."
Igor: "He's going to be very popular."
Elizabeth: [singing, while having sex with the monster] "Oh, sweet mystery of life at last I've found you! At last, I know the secret of it all!"
Inga: "You know, there's something I've been meaning to ask you. In the transference, the monster got part of your wonderful brain. But what did you ever get from him?"
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [growls suggestively]
Inga: [gasping] "Oh my goodness, I don't believe..."
[emits several somewhat painful-sounding moans and grunts]
Inga: [singing] "Oh, sweet mystery of life, at last I've found you!"

Caddyshack II (1988): (Walking in the locker room, Ty Webb introduces Mr. Jamison to Jack Hartounian) Ty Webb: Mr. uh... (looks down at his penis) or is it Mrs.?

Oh Come All Ye Faithful (1998), Oh Come All Ye Faithful (1998): Carrie: What's going on, why are you crying?
Samantha: James has a small dick.
Carrie: Well, it's not the end of the world.
Samantha: It's really small.
Miranda: How small?
Samantha: Too small.
Carrie: well size isn't everything.
Samantha: 3 inches?
Carrie: Well...
Samantha: Hard?
Carrie: Ugh!
Charlotte: Is he a good kisser?
Samantha: Oh, who the ff&#k cares? His dick is like a gherkin.
Samantha: Why?! Why?! Why does he have to have a small dick?!
Carrie: Oh, look we've all been there.
Miranda: That's for sure. I was once with a guy the size of those little miniature golf pencils.I couldn't tell if he was trying to ff&#k me or erase me.
Miranda: There are ways to work around it.
Samantha: I don't want to work around it! I love a big dick! I love it inside of me. I love looking at it. I love everything about it. When I blow him it's like, nothing. Nothing!

South Park (1997), Chinpokomon (1999): (Many references to penis size)We are very simple people with very small penis. Mr. Hosik's penis is especially small! Mr. Hosik: So small. Gargantuan American Penis! Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants (2001): Multiple magnifying glasses are needed to see Osama Bin Laden's tiny penis.

Reservoir Dogs (1992): Mr. Brown: Lemme tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular *beep* machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
Mr. Blue: How many dicks is that?
Mr. White: A lot.
Mr. Brown: Then one day she meets this John Holmes *beep* and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the 'Great Escape', he's digging tunnels. Now, she's gettin' the serious dick action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain.
Joe: Chew? Toby Chew?
Mr. Brown: It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know, her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat *beep* her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a *beep* machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, 'Like a Virgin'.

Full Metal Jacket (1987): I think what she's trying to say is that you black boys pack too much meat.

Boogie Nights (1997): Colonel James: I'm looking forward to seeing you in action. Jack says you've got a great big cock.
Eddie Adams: Well, I don't know, I guess so.
Colonel James: May I see it?
Eddie Adams: Really?
Colonel James: Please!
[stares as Eddie lowers his shorts]
Colonel James: Thank you, Eddie!

Drawn Together (2004), Breakfast Food Killer (2007): (Spoof of Boogie Nights) Cap'n Crunch: "So, Frank says you got a great big cock."
Wooldoor: "Really?"
Cap'n Crunch: "May I see it?"
Wooldoor: "Okay."
Cap'n Crunch: "Thank you Wooldoor."

Seinfeld (1989), The Hamptons (1994): Jerry: Do women know about shrinkage?
Elaine: What do you mean like laundry?
Jerry: No, like when a man goes swimming afterwards.
Elaine: It shrinks?
Jerry: Like a frightened turtle!
Elaine: Why does it shrink?
George Costanza: It just does.





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