"What's that make mommy do?"

What are they advertising?

The Swiffer sweeper when the girls spill cake ingredients on the floor and she's trying to mop where the kitchen floor ends and the living room floor begins, which is nowhere even NEAR where the girls were working, and she's mopping one way trying to get both floors at once, which I'm not sure, but looks like there's a small threshold there so of COURSE the mops' not going to clean the floors, instead of turning it the other way and mopping one side first, then the other.

Ah, yes... Dumb broad.

And here's another mind blowing idea, when your kid makes a mess, make THEM clean it up, when they have to do the actual work instead of just the fun part, and don't get to just run away, then they learn to be more careful.

Yup. when they have to get on their hands and knees and clean up their mess, however accidental, they will realize how easy it is to make a mess and how hard it is to clean it back up.

you are never too young to learn how to clean up your mess.

Oh God. Fortune vomits on my eiderdown once more.