Big Time False Untruths in Advertising Bunkos
For starters
one would really have to be
those kindergarten kids
complaining to their parents
about how
they cannot do their homework
because dial up modems
are way too slow
and they need cable
How many things are wrong
with that false advertising
Do they think they expect us
to believe that kindergarten kids
know dialup from cable
and they try homework
on both setups
but can't get it done on dialup
And since when
would kids need internet
to do homework
They never even had
internet in those days
but sure did hand out
a whole big lot of homework
To this day that gives
eerybody nighmars
which is probably how
those kids play on
parents minds
to make life easy on em
Another prob
is that taint true
okay so dialup goes off
and lots of times doesn't
come back on
but just look at how long
cable takes to come on
You turn it on
and then wait wait wait
You wait
and you wait
and you wait wait wail
If ever there were
a digital millenium
false advertisement
then cable modem
would have to be
a really huge major one
Like as if
them kids are using it
to do homework
for sure for sure
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