"We'll double your order!"
Almost always, when a commercial offers some product (whether it's a copper pan,
an "atomic" flashlight, or that glow-in-the-dark toy racing car track with "serpentine technology") it always promises, "Order now and we'll double your order--you get TWO [advertised items] for the price of one! Just pay separate processing and handling."
Just wondering--what do these companies charge for "separate processing and handling"? I would imagine that it's an amount that's approximately close to the cost of the item--times two, and that it's the main way the advertisers make a profit on this stuff that could probably be purchased at most discount stores for less.
I'm not crying, you fool, I'm laughing!
Hewwo.