A married man dies and goes to heaven

When he arrives at the pearly gates, he's greeted by Saint Peter who explains the rules. "Heaven is a very big place so everyone who enters is assigned a vehicle", he says. "The status of your vehicle corresponds with how faithful you were in your marriage." Since our hero only cheated on his wife once, he gets a BMW and happily drives off.

After a year or so he notices a gold plated Rolls Royce by the side of the road. When he pulls up next to it and looks inside, he's surprised to see his best friend sitting behind the wheel, crying his eyes out. He rolls down his window and says: "hey Steve, why are you crying, man, look at your car!" Steve looks up and replies: "I just saw my wife riding a tricycle!"