The Lord


Everyone praise the lord!

reply

Odin? Brahma? Yahweh? Eris? Don't leave us hangin' here...

reply

Praise whichever one you wish!

reply

In that case, I select Lord Kelvin.

reply

The one that created every single thing. Praise the one and only God.

reply

Lord!!!

I confess I am a sinner!!!

Forgive me!!!

reply

About time. You damned dirty ape.

reply

I'm a filthy animal!!!

reply

If, say, one were, ridiculous I know, concerned about whether or not they were believing in things that were actually true, how would one go about confirming for themselves, you know just for peace of mind, that they were in fact praising the "one and only God, the one that created every single thing"?

reply