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We must repent and go vegan!

posted 8 years ago by 00 (74)
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Judgment Day is upon us. I am a messenger of God, coming forth to share the news, which many of you shall find inconvenient, that only vegans get into Heaven. Yes, it's true. I know right? Those who consume the flesh of innocent beings shall be CAST OUT in the eyes of the Lord. Those who gluttonously contribute to the molestation, kidnapping, torturing, and killing of innocents are filthy sodomites, immoral adulterers, reprobate in the eyes of the Lord.

For all those who seek to live beyond life, to spend eternity with God and His chosen children, you must REPENT and live in a plant-based life. Go vegan! And ye shall receive the reward of eternal life, and happiness en route.

[–] cdull (28) 8 years ago

Jesus ate meat, so it's okay in the eyes of the Lord.

[–] yesanything (251) 8 years ago

Vegetarians I can almost sorta kinds maybe get, but vegans has gots to be some or the stupidest creatures in all of creation.

No Milk?
No Cheese?
Makes absolutely no sense whatsoever