For clarity atheists: this is how you sound to sane people

Wah! Me not like you cause you not turn other cheek when I scream at you and falsely accuse you of crimes. Wah! You not good Christian! Me can't do that to Moslems cause they cut off my wussy head, but me can be brave with you, cause you supposed to turn other cheek for wussies like me! Wah! You not play fair! Wah! Christians to blame for Isis, that me say, cause then they like me when I let Isis take over, cause me not team player. Me blame Christians for Crusades, cause me not want to believe Christians were persecuted long before and responded to Moslem aggression, cause me against my team. Me natural traitor to anything me can help destroy. Me make my team lose. So they like me and not chop off my head! Me have faith in NOGOD to make things. Wah! Dry Styx not play fair! He told me like it is! He not good Christian! Wah! Me run home to mommy and daddy.