HI, EVERYBODY!!


It's me.


The real Steve.


Not some lame parody.



The "other" Steve?


He's a fake.

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Lies! Filthy lies! Everyone knows I'm the real Steve. I can prove it because I am so *beep* nice, you dirty *beep*. Now shut up or I will beat you with my Cabbage Patch dolls while I listen to Justin Bieber.

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This might be my all time favourite post of mine.

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It's like looking in a mirror.


Except I am the real person and that other guy is the image.





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I like mirrors because they are shiney. I am going to watch Fifty Shades Darker now.

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All you have to do now is apologize for being nice, post all your personal details including bank and credit card account numbers and we're all set.

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looooooooooooong before i was stephen; everyone refereed to me as steve.



and i'm older than both of you put together. not fatter, just older.







so back off.





Stephen

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HI DOCTOR NICK!

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I believe you. I never trusted that other guy.

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You're kidding......

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