Oh, my...


I just found half of a white cotton t-shirt in a big package of paper towels. I hope it wasn't some poor guy who fell into the machinery. I don't see any major stains...

- Oh, SOMEbody asides me is gonna RUE this here particular day...

reply

Perhaps you have to buy multiple packs of paper towels to collect the entire T-shirt?

ant-mac

reply

 at least there weren't any blood stains! 


~*~*~  ~*~*~

reply

Perhaps the paper towels were just really absorbent?

ant-mac

reply

Shop foreman: [waving the other tattered half of the shirt and ranting] "EVERY YEAR we have a safety lecture! EVERY YEAR we tell them 'Don't lean over the rolling machine!' And EVERY YEAR, we lose ANOTHER one!"

- Oh, SOMEbody asides me is gonna RUE this here particular day...

reply

Brawny Man, RIP.

reply

I just found a chainsaw and ½ a roll of paper towels in my dryer.



I don't know what the hell that really means, but it didn't stop me from saying it. Did it?



http://tinyurl.com/9-simple-easy-guacamole-recip

reply

I can always count on you guys to keep me entertained. 


~*~*~  ~*~*~

reply

Well, where would the Darwin Awards be without contributions from the suicidal and the just plain stupid?

ant-mac

reply