My absolute favorite memory of IMDb was when that girl faked her own death in a car crash to avoid having to talk to that poor guy who was in love with her.
I can't remember the names of all of the people involved, but the aftermath of the whole episode was some of the funniest stuff I've ever read on here.
Also, I really enjoyed anything written or contributed by Justin Spurlin.
Chortle.
shareGuffaw.
ZeWhiteRockSalesman?
Never heard of her!
(Previously posted under alternate account and then deleted for old time's sake!).
THEY ON IGHNOR MUST HAV REPLEID!
ZeWhiteRockSalesman?
Listen, pal.
I didn't spend six years of my life (man and boy) training to be the voice of Snarf from TV's Thundercats in order to be disrespected like this!
Sprigs of fresh mint shall be sacrificed for this outrage!
ZeWhiteRockSalesman?
We've been doing this for almost 12 years and I still know absolutely nothing about you.
Apart from the fact that I finally figured out we're not the same person, can you tell me one real, true fact about yourself after all this time?
I'll tell you this. My real name is not actually Sergio, Dave, Kevvy, Warren, Zack/h, Laura, Col Needham, or Jesus Christ.
OMFG, are you kidding me? You are kevvy? You've watched me beg everyone to tell me who kevvy is and it was you all along? YOU DICK. I don't know why I expected anything more out of you, but OMFG.
Also, I you.
Your port in my heavy storms harbors the blackest thoughts...