To the tune of Star Trekkin' (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE) - all together now!
Wallfishin’ across the universe,
On the Starship IMDB under Captain Aclea.
Wallfishin’ across the universe,
Only going forward 'cause he can't find reverse.
Lt. Logan, report.
There's Wallfish on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Walfish on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.
Analysis, Mr. Cornetto.
It's trolling, Jim, but just as we know it, just as we know it, just as we know it;
it's trolling, Jim, but just as we know it, just as we know it, Captain.
There's Wallfish on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
There's Walfish on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.
Wallfishin’ across the universe,
On the Starship IMDB under Captain Aclea.
Wallfishin’ across the universe,
Only going forward, still can't find reverse.
Medical update, Dr. Saxondale.
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim;
it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead.
It's trolling, Jim, but just as we know it, just as we know it, just as we know it;
it's trolling, Jim, but just as we know it, just as we know it, Captain.
There's Wallfish on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Wallfish on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.
Starship Captain, James T. Aclea:
Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;
we come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, men.
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim;
it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead.
Well, it's trolling, Jim, but just as we know it, just as we know it, just as we know it;
it's trolling, Jim, but just as we know it, just as we know it, Captain.
There's Wallfish on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
There's Wallfish on the starboard bow, scrape 'em off, Jim.
Wallfishin’ across the universe,
On the Starship IMDB under Captain Aclea.
Wallfishin’ across the universe,
Only going forward, and things are getting worse!
Engineer, Ms. Sophie:
Ye cannot change the laws of trolling, laws of trolling, laws of trolling;
ye cannot change the laws of trolling, laws of trolling, Jim.
Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;
We come in peace, shoot to kill; Sophie, beam me up!
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim;
it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead.
Well, it's trolling, Jim, but just as we know it, just as we know it, just as we know it;
it's trolling, Jim, but just as we know it, just as we know it, Captain.
There's Wallfish on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Wallfish on the starboard bow, better calm down!
Ye cannot change the script Jim.
Och, #!*& Jimmy.
It's worse than that, it's trolling, Jim.
Bridge to engine room, warp factor 9.
Och, if I give it any more she'll blow, Cap'n!
Wallfishin’ across the universe,
On the Starship IMDB under Captain Aclea.
Wallfishin’ across the universe,
Only going forward 'cause we can't find reverse.
Wallfishin’ across the universe,
On the Starship IMDB under Captain Aclea.
Wallfishin’ across the universe,
Only going forward, still can't find reverse.
"Security - release the badgers."
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