As Seen On TV!!
TV Land had a commercial yesterday for "Perfect Polly"--a plastic toy parakeet. Because parakeets are the most popular pet in the world--but they're
just so much work since you have to feed them and clean their cages, etc.
Now you can do away with the responsibility of pet ownership and just buy a
lump of plastic that sings!!
If this product takes off, how long before the company introduces plastic
dogs and cats? Plastic children? (Because kids are cute--but you actually have
to feed them and take care of them and pay for their tuition and stuff).
I'm not crying, you fool, I'm laughing!
Hewwo.