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New dog crossbreeds for sale

posted 9 years ago by drunkbear
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Well, actually I'm taking pre-orders. I need the money to buy my cross-breeding stock.

Are you bored with run-of-the-mill crossbreeds like labradoodles, maltipoos and puggles? Then put in your order now for my brand-new crossbreeds that will be the talk of your neighborhood!

- Sheltie/Ridgeback cross = Shelback

- Great Dane/Scotch Terrier cross = Great Scot

- Beagle/Sharpei cross = Besharp

- Pug/Whippet cross = Puppet

- Corgi/Setter cross = Corset

- Water Spaniel/Chines Crested cross = Water Cres

- Border Collie/Mastiff cross = Bordstiff

- Bulldog/Schnauzer cross = Bulldozer

- Bulldog/Shihtzu cross = Bullshiht

- Maltese/Dingo cross = Mango

I also take custom orders: you tell me what you want the dog to be called, I'll slap it together just for you!

e-mail [email protected]

[–] Obnoxiously-Adorable 9 years ago

haha

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[–] drunkbear 9 years ago

I'll give it a shot; hope it doesn't violate the terms of my probation, though...

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[–] Obnoxiously-Adorable 9 years ago

That's almost guaranteed...but oh what fun while it lasts...

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[–] cutlerfanbears 9 years ago

Pit Bull and Bichon Frise = Pitbich

What would be funnier? A pitbull body and a bichon personality or a bichon body and a pitbull personality?

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