Why do cats love to sit on computer keyboards?
He's sitting next to me now and I have to keep pushing him away. If I walk away
for a moment, he's climbing on top of it, and I wind up with a line of iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis or something. What is the attraction?
I'm not crying, you fool, I'm laughing!
Hewwo.