J.D. Vance Never Cheated On "His Would-Be-Spouse"
Usha's a saint, any other woman would kill him.
unless he's talking about Sofia...
This jarred loose a memory of a joke in Readers Digest probably in the 1970's:
First Man telling Second Man about an attractive young woman in his old town that wore skirts too short, shirts too tight, etc.
Second man asks "Was she chaste?"
First man replies, "oh yes, she was chased all over town!"
Now, chastity isn't a big deal in 2024 in USA. My wife wore white at our wedding and most of our friends knew we were "doing it" because they were "doing it" also, and THOSE brides wore white, too. We were all late 20's.
These boards are anonymous. I'm pretty sure the missus would be PISSED if I posted our names and told the world we were knocking boots before we were married.