Bring your A-game!
MTG says that all of California's
Forest fires caused by Jewish Lay-zuhs
And they control all the hurricain-uhs
That's MAGA-rena!
Boys acting like girls and vice-a-versa
Is what makes the MAGAs go insane-uh
But the yassified veep is their hero
That's MAGA-rena!
J.D. says that he can guarantee-uh
He can tell normal gay guys from the others
It's all in the flavor of the sperm-uh
That's MAGA-rena!
Vance performed a full investigaish -uhn
He concluded that he needed Grace-uh
Which is only found in the Church-Roma
That's MAGA-rena!
J.D. says that he calls Jesus "Sire"
But Francis ranks just a little higher
Protestants bound for eternal fire
That's MAGA-rena!
MTG claimed that she had never heard of
Catholic priests playing hide-the-salam-uh
In the broom closet with altar boy-uhs
That's MAGA-rena!
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Sholom Rubashkin supposed to be-uh
In prison for twenty-seven years-uh
Trump said he thought eight years-was enough-uh
That's MAGA-rena!
Alice Marie Johnson was a deal-uh
Of drugs killing kids on avenidas
Trump said "SHE BELONGS ON AIR FORCE ONE-UH!
That's MAGA-rena!