Bring your A-game!
MTG says that all of California's
Forest fires caused by Jewish Lay-zuhs
And they control all the hurricain-uhs
That's MAGA-rena!
Vance says his wife's not an ary-ainuh
Cuz she's darker than Dominicain-uhs
Usha's cut him off from Kama Sutra
That's MAGA-rena!
Trump says he don't know if Mar-A-Lag-uhs'
Staff's chock-full of illegal-aylee-ainuhs
Thousand guys with same S-S-N numbuhs
That's MAGA-rena!
Trump says he will find a compromise-uh
With which we will all be satisfy-uhd
For which babies live and which ones die-uh
That's MAGA-rena!
Stephen Cheung is running Trump's campaign-uh
Elaine Chao tells him that he must remembuh
Never to be seen on the FOXNews-uh
That's MAGA-rena!
Greg Abbot spending his taxpayers' dollars
To bus illegals to Hudson Isla
Even though Canada is much closer
That's MAGA-rena!
J.D. said he was fully aware of
Catholic priests poking young boys' derriere-uhs
Vance said "For me that ain't no big problema!"
That's MAGA-rena!
Trump said all of illegal alien-uhs
Have to head on back to Tiajuana
'less they wanna pick grapes at his vineyard
That's MAGA-rena!
Sofia was born with a vagina
But she wanted a big phallus procee-juh
Vance said "You can try it out on me-uh!"
That's MAGA-rena!