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Who Bombed the Nord Stream pipelines? (POLL)

posted 2 years ago by christomacin (4730)
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Whodunnit?

1. America
2. Russia
3. NATO
4. Poland
5. Ukraine
6. Green Peace
7. Earthquake
8. UFOs
9. Loch Ness Monster
10. Swamp Gas

[–] Sparky (2717) 2 years ago

I don't see the option for 'Sleazy America' so I vote #1

[–] christomacin (4730) 2 years ago

I haven't ruled out Nessie yet. He/She visits its Plesiosaur in-laws in the Baltics every so often when they get sick of coming to Scotland.

[–] Sparky (2717) 2 years ago

It will be more believable than whatever the US has to say on the subject.

[–] Quasimodo (16388) 2 years ago

11. It was a couple of Australian tourists who were trying to do some marlin fishing with sticks of dynamite.

[–] christomacin (4730) 2 years ago

'Dynamite Fishing With Bruce and Dexter"

Dexter: Here's a stick of dynamite.
Bruce: That's not a stick of dynamite. (pulls out ten sticks or dynamite taped together) THIS is a stick of dynamite!

[–] Quasimodo (16388) 2 years ago

Crikey !

[–] Keelai (36087) 2 years ago

Only one with motive: Russia

[–] SamNoyoun (6009) 2 years ago

Given the location(just outside territorial waters of a NATO member) and the timing (same day as the bogus referenda) I gotta go with Mother Russia...