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Ted Cruz the man


Already getting ready for commie homo Beto boy to run against him.

https://www.newsweek.com/ted-cruz-tells-students-his-pronoun-kiss-my-gender-identity-jab-1727340
Republican Senator Ted Cruz of Texas told a group of conservative college students that his pronoun is "kiss me a**" while lashing out at those who inform others of their personal pronouns on Friday.

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I am from Texas and I don't approve of him as a politician. He is way too dishonest or exaggerates statements too much. I think he's a piece of crap tbh who shouldn't be in the government.

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"Brain Dead Ted's Back" sung to the tune of "My Boyfriend's Back" first draft

He went away when the Texas power grid went down
it was freezing cold every night
And when Ted wouldn't come back to town
that just wasn't right

Brain Dead Ted is back and the power grid is in trouble
(Hey-la-day-la Brain Dead Ted is back)
You see Ted comin' you better get a solar panel
(Hey-la-day-la Brain Dead Ted is back)
Ted's been spreading lies that nothing is his fault
(Hey-la-day-la Brain Dead Ted is back)
So look out now 'cause it's so cold we are freezing our balls

(Hey-la-day-la Brain Dead Ted is back)
(Hey, he says that he's been tryin')
(But he's been laying in the Mexican sun and fryin')

Ted's been down in Acapulco
(Hey-la-day-la Brain Dead Ted is back)
Now Ted's back 'cause everyone is pissed, oh
(Hey-la-day-la Brain Dead Ted is back)
You're gonna be sorry you ever lived in Texas
(Hey-la-day-la Brain Dead Ted is back)
'Cause Ted is kinda fat and he's awful brain dead
(Hey-la-day-la Brain Dead Ted is back)

(Fat Donnie only won because he was cheatin'!)
(but he gave Brain Ted Ted a real bad beatin'!)

(What made you think he'd fix the power grid)
(You're freezing now but Ted don't give a shit)

Brain Dead Ted is back he wants to save his reputation
(Hey-la-day-la Brain Dead Ted is back)
Ted was down in Mexico on a nice warm vacation
(Hey-la, hey-la, Brain Dead Ted is back)

Yeah, Brain Dead Ted is back (La-day-la, Brain Dead Ted is back)
Look out now, yeah, Brain Dead Ted is back (La-day-la, Brain Dead Ted is back)
You can see Ted comin' and the power grid's not runnin' alright now (La-day-la, Brain Dead Ted is back)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (La-day-la, Brain Dead Ted is back)
Brain Dead Ted is back now (La-day-la, Brain Dead Ted is back)

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Like his boss says”Lyin Ted”

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“Lyin' Ted Cruz just used a picture of Melania from a G.Q. shoot in his ad. Be careful, Lyin' Ted, or I will spill the beans on your wife!”

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Will Beto play 'The Lee Harvey Oswald Card' against Brain Dead Ted?

“His father was with Lee Harvey Oswald prior to Oswald’s being — you know, shot. I mean, the whole thing is ridiculous. What is this, right prior to his being shot, and nobody even brings it up. They don’t even talk about that. That was reported, and nobody talks about it. I mean, what was he doing — what was he doing with Lee Harvey Oswald shortly before the death? Before the shooting? It’s horrible.”

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"Ted Cruz the man"

LOL! No real man would brown-nose the guy who insulted his wife.

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and called his dad a murderer.

what a beta male. and this is "the man" to conservatives

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Meanwhile, your leftist god, Bernie turned around and endorsed Hillary after she got caught RED HANDED fucking him. He's a beta to the betas.

P.S. Delete your account, liar.

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Come and listen to a story about Brain Dead Ted,
a real shitty senator but he scammed enough to keep his family fed
then one day the temperature in Texas dropped a lot
and Ted's kinfolk said, "Ted, take us some place hot!
Acapulco is where we wanna go!"
So Ted packed 'em all up and they went to Mexico!

A Cruz cruise that is
south of the border, no wall, sunny beaches

then AOC stepped in and saved the day,
she restored the power grid in Texas, what the hay,

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Well my house has just been broken in to twice. That I consider as lucky and reason because republicans want people to stay in jail. Some carjacker out on bail rightfully got killed yesterday here after he shot a police officer when she pulled him over.she was only wounded. But it at least I can go out during the day sometimes safe with republicans around.Republican only forever.

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Texas certainly breeds criminality. We don't have those problems in my blue state neighborhood.

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I won't even try to say what kind of carnage would happen in Houston if Beto became governor.

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Would Brain Dead Ted take another Cruz-Cruise?
Where would Brain Dead Ted go to this time?

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He isn't always right, in fact he is often wrong. Only thing new wedge issue he is correct though. This pronouns BS is worthless. You're a man or a woman. People, its really that simple.

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imagine thinking a beta who bowed to a man who called your wife ugly and your dad a murderer is "the man"

then such a bitch that rather than being a leader, responsible ands standing by those who need it most while your state is literally freezing and people dying. you run away on vacation

LOL conservatives. literal beta males are "the man"

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"Cheating Ted"?

https://www.ibtimes.com/who-amanda-carpenter-ted-cruzs-alleged-mistress-responds-national-enquirers-affair-2345096

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The homo communist lost money also trying to do stuff to bring down Lauren Boebert.

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