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Those Wacky Texans!

posted 2 years ago by SamNoyoun (5830)
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Looking to give the proverbial "Florida Man" a run for his money, I guess...

Man lights firework on his head and it explodes into his skull, Texas cops say

https://www.star-telegram.com/news/state/texas/article263220458.html

[–] elcamino (15540) 2 years ago

In real life he was still wet from swimming the Rio.

[–] snepts (11123) 2 years ago

In real life?
As opposed to extreme alt-conservative MAGA world where everything is a hateful lie behind an ugly agenda?
And people wonder why there are no conservative comedians. Nothing alt-cons say is remotely funny to anyone except the most shallow, hateful and biased among us.

[–] CraigC (8160) 2 years ago

Hateful? Did you really type that with a straight face? Liberals literally deal in hate like it's a currency. Non stop, every day.

[–] robocat893 (15919) 2 years ago

So do conservatives. They are full of hate too.

[–] CraigC (8160) 2 years ago

For who?

[–] immattj (4042) 2 years ago

Maybe that's what happened to elcamino way back when to make him as fucked up as he is today.

[–] elcamino (15540) 2 years ago

I did fall out of a tree when a kid. Hanging by my leg's upside down swinging. Swung too much and came loose from the branch falling on my head. I wasn't high up though.

[–] immattj (4042) 2 years ago

It was probably good thing that you landed on your head--that way nothing serious got hurt.

[–] elcamino (15540) 2 years ago

I just stay with coyote ugly waking up like tom hanks in league of there own and needing a quick drink in the morning. I've never been drunk enough to chew off my arm so not to wake her.
https://youtu.be/MhU-5M-VR0s

[–] Patman111196 (1775) 2 years ago

I'm a Texan and I would never do shit that stupid. It's sad that some people decide to do these kind of things.

[–] elcamino (15540) 2 years ago

You may have enough education to tell you even after drinking not to do this.