Are All Politicians "Poser Preps"?
Back in high school you remember the kids who ran for "class president", "student body president", or other shit like that?
They were always preppy kids. And not the cool, super popular preppy kids. They were, for lack of a better way of describing them, children politicians. I mean, even as kids they had that same energy that real politicians have. Milquetoast, generically friendly, seemed attracted to the power and prestige rather than any tangible convictions
That is my theory of politicians. They were all those bland preppy kids who desperately wanted to be popular. I'll take my Pulitzer Prize now