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Are Faux Hawks Still Cool?

posted 3 years ago by cyberbob (3488)
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Hello. I used to rock a faux hawk back in high school and I would get mad pussy from preppy fat chicks

Anyways, I recently finalized my divorce and I'm looking to get back on the dating scene. My hairline has receded some, but I think I can still make a faux hawk work if I comb it right

You think a haircut could help me get some poon to help me to get over my divorce from that bitch Sandy? Thanks.

[–] chilidoggg (14265) 3 years ago

Thanks for the "poon" drop. Based on this I think you're over 50 and pickings are slim. Your best bet is to get to Circus Circus in Las Vegas and wear two condoms. Bring 80 bucks.

[–] cyberbob (3488) 3 years ago

Thank you, great advice. If I hypothetically already have about 1 or 2 venereal diseases is the second condom still necessary? 🤔

Also, do the fine ladies of Circus Circus dig faux hawks?

[–] chilidoggg (14265) 3 years ago

Actually I had a brain fart - it wasn't Circus Circus, it was Stratosphere. Whole casino floor mobbed with filthy ho's. I'm not exaggerating, there must have been 100 of them. All these security and managers trying to coax them to leave, trying not to make a scene.