Trump's mystery visit to Walter Reed was for a colonoscopy, and he feared 'late night' jokes about it

In her new book, "I'll Take Your Questions Now", former Trump Press Secretary Stephanie Grisham reveals the fascist dictator's mystery visit to Walter Reed National Military Medical Center in November, 2019 was for a colonoscopy that Trump stayed conscious for, in part to keep late night television hosts from finding out and making fun of him.

Nearly two years after, late night show hosts had fun with the information the past few nights:

“The president’s doctor decided to schedule this procedure after the White House toilet killed itself.” - JIMMY KIMMEL

“It took a while because the doctor kept accidentally sticking the camera in his mouth.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“The doctors said the hardest thing about giving Trump a colonoscopy was getting the camera around Mike Pence’s nose.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“As soon as they switched the camera on, Trump turned around and said ‘Hey doc, how are the ratings?’” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“Afterward, the whole medical team kept saying, ‘Wow, what an unbelievable asshole!” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“Yeah, colonoscopy was no big deal — they only found three polyps and Rudy Giuliani.” — JIMMY FALLON

“Oh, my God, that had to be terrible — for the doctor who had to give a colonoscopy while the guy on the table kept screaming about how he won Michigan.” — STEPHEN COLBERT

“Well, sure, with this president, they had to film it in Imax.” — STEPHEN COLBERT