Donald Trump fathered a crustaceous love-child and I have the pictures to prove it
It's just that I sent them to a guy. He's got them, see, and he was sending them back, and it looks like they may be lost. I am POSITIVE there is HUGE CONSPIRACY at post office involving the interception and alteration of my images of the president in flagrante delicto with a very portly lobster woman. It is in the public interest that his HUGE CROOKED LOBSTERGATE be fully investigated!
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