Breaking News! Hunter Biden is a prescription drug ‘middle man’

Breaking news ! Trump's new conspiracy theory (since the last one didn't stick to the wall, either) is that Hunter Biden is a prescription drug ‘middle man’. Yep, that's right.

“…never hear middle women. We’ll make it politically correct, they’re middle men. These guys are so rich. Who are they? I bet you Hunter gets a piece of the action,” Trump said. “Hunter Biden is a middle man on top of everything else. He gets it from China and Ukraine and three and $3.5 million from Moscow and, on top of everything else, he’s a middle man. I bet he is. He probably gets a piece of the action.”

Trump continued on his rant, “Instead, he sold seniors out to big pharma. I’m taking on the power of special interest. No one has ever done this before. No one has ever done this before. For years you heard about drug prices and nobody ever did anything and now you hear about drug prices — they’ll be dropping like a rock.”

Yup, Trump really said this. He really did. He's really trying to ruin Hunter Biden's chances of getting elected to President in a few weeks.