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Truths about Trump

posted 5 years ago by robocat893 (15918)
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The “billionaire” who hides his tax returns.
The “genius” who hides his college grades.
The “businessman” who bankrupted 3 casinos and lost over $1B in 10 years.
The “playboy” who pays for sex.
The “Christian” who doesn’t go to church.
The “philanthropist” who defrauds charity.
The “patriot” who dodged the draft.
The “innocent man” who refuses to testify.

Trump Translator:
"Many People have told me" = Voices in my head and fictional people have complimented me
"A lot of people don't know" = I just learned something most people already knew
"Believe me" = I just lied
"In Fact" = I'm about to lie
"He's a great guy" = I will deny ever knowing this person after they begin to tell the truth about me
"MAGA" = Making my pockets fatter off the American tax payers
"Nobody knew" = Everyone knew except me
"Huge" = moderate to below average in size
"Loser" = someone who makes me feel inferior due to their talent or accomplishments
"Policy Briefing" = Turning on Fox News
"Liar" = Someone telling the truth about me
"Fake News" = Real News

[–] TimMC (9143) 5 years ago

wow such truths

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[–] yatzo376 (7717) 5 years ago

That’s about right

[–] Burk48917 (11354) 5 years ago

Can you show me on the triggered doll where the president touched you? Was it in the naughty place, and did you like it? Is this why you have these intense moments of misunderstanding and misplaced anger? It's ok, it's called TDS and there is a cure. Try eating a steak or at least turn off CNN.

[–] MrJasonFoster (407) 5 years ago

TDS is not curable. It is treatable with medications but no cure has been found.

[–] yatzo376 (7717) 5 years ago

It can be cured when the blowhard stops with the thousands of lies and misleading information

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Steak with ketchup, and cauliflower hidden in the mashed potatoes.

[–] BuckSwope (3511) 5 years ago

Well-done steak at that. What a low class piece of shit. As the saying goes, "you can't buy class". So true.

[–] Keelai (34853) 5 years ago

Great list! All very true.

[–] slimone (7996) 5 years ago

Good list! Have you ever read the list of t-Rumps lies and broken promises? Thousand! He dodged the draft because of "bone spurs"" Give me a break! He is the worst president the USA has ever had. He belongs in jail!

[–] BuckSwope (3511) 5 years ago

Nailed it.

[–] dteam6 (5073) 5 years ago

LMAO!!! You've got his number! XD

Well done!

To add to that Christian part: Trump actually said in an interview that he's never asked God for forgiveness as he doesn't feel he's ever done anything wrong.

The very meaning of being a Christian is to ask God for forgiveness of your sins and to receive Jesus Christ into your heart. I know because I was a member of that wackadoo religion twenty years ago before I dropped it like a hot plate.

The bible teaches that we're all sinners and "receiving Christ" will "cleanse us of our sins".

All these alleged Christians who worship Donald should know this. They are hypocrites.

[–] robocat893 (15918) 5 years ago

Trump is a known athiest but he pretended to be a Christian during his presidential campaign so religious suckers would vote for him. Apparently it worked.

[–] dteam6 (5073) 5 years ago

Of course it worked. Religion distorts your entire perception of reality. It's why I dropped it.

The way his supporters talk about God, guns, Heaven and anti-immigration in the same breath makes me sick.

[–] dteam6 (5073) 5 years ago

For God's sake--New York HATES him and has nothing but bad things to say about him. How dumb is his vase that this didn't raise any red flags with them?

[–] BuckSwope (3511) 5 years ago

Evangelicals will support anybody that gives them power.

[–] snepts (11123) 5 years ago

Thanks robo. Trying to distill all of trump's idiocy into a quick and clear viewing isn't easy. I always end up picking discrete examples, i.e., asking the CEO of JP Morgan to thank him for all the profits his bank made last year. (Gotta feel good about how successful those banks are, right?) But that little song-and-dance didn't seem to make enough news.
Your approach is much better.