Trump comes out as gay leftist!
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Trump has opened up as a gay leftist while golfing in Florida.
On the topic of homosexuality:
“I like cock up my ass, it feels good. I became gay when I was 18, right around the time I dodged the draft with a fake injury. Being such a massive balless poon made me start to like cock up my ass.”
On top of that, Trump admitting to lying about his support for the conservative party.
“I was thinking of dying my hair blue and getting four nose piercings. Maybe starting a gluten-free vegan diet. I loved Obama.”
Wow